My Greatest Experience in Music so Far
MY GREATEST EXPERIENCE IN ROCK MUSIC
PART 3
In 1964 The Beatles opened
the flood gates for Rock bands everywhere. Even bands that only knew 2 chords
(96 Tears) could craft a hit record. For
a brief period, The British Invasion made their living playing “Race”
Music. The Beatles were still singing
“Mr. Postman” The Rolling Stone were singing “Robert Johnson’s Love in
Vain”. And the Dave Clark Five were
singing the Chris Kenner Hit “I like it like that.
With the Exception of a few
gems, Elvis was signed to a Movie contract which tied him up for 6 years in
which he did 29 movies. So Elvis was no longer a factor in Rock and Roll. He was a Hollywood Actor. Elvis once said he
wanted to be “Dean Martin”. In the 60’s
the open use of drugs was encouraged in Rock Music by the Hippie scene. Drug use would turn Rock into Acid Rock.
Acid Rock would invite many
sub-genres of Rock from folk rock to pop to metal music while surreptitiously
replacing “Race” music. In an attempt to
legitimize Rock music, English musicians began playing opera style Rock. The “Rock Opera” became stylish (Tommy). Later, progressive Rock from bands like Yes
and Emerson, Lake and Palmer made what was once “Race” music, literally recognizable. This was all
between 1967 and 1980.
In 1977 an artist named Iggy
Pop saw what was happening to “Rebel” music.
It had been co-opted by the establishment for a profit. In an attempt to make “modern” Music more
palatable (translated: “Profitable) Hollywood started kicking out, (once
again), The Partridge Family and ABBA.
Safe bets like “Bread” or “The Bee Gees” had endless Hollywood bucks
behind their success generated by lunch box sales and the “Rock T-Shirt”.
Hollywood started guiding
this new style of Rock back towards the “Pretty boy Sex angle”. With the huge success of both “Cassidy
Brothers” (of which only one could sing) and British Icon Rocker Rod Stewart singing
disco, (Do you think I’m Sexy) Iggy Pop started doing a new thing called
Punk. Iggy’s dream was personified in
the Band “The Ramones” which worshipped Iggy Pop. In one line: “Punk was music for the other
kids”. It represented the geeks and
brought music back to that “Teen Rebellion”level that started it all.
PUNK, which was indicative of
a rebellious, James Dean style of music, was given a new name (Typical of the
progressive left) “New Wave”. New Wave
was form of punk yet less threatening.
Something Hollywood could put a handle on. It didn’t take long for Hollywood to replace
the real Punks like the Sex Pistols, the Clash and the Ramones, with less
threatening pretty boys like “The Romantics”, “The Vapors”, “The Knack”, “Blondie”
and to a lesser degree, “Greg Kihn”. One band that started out as a punk band,
encompassed a panoply of genres by the time it’s lead singer would die of HIV.
The Band Queen reinvented its’ self with every album and won the moniker: “The
Band of the Eighties”. By the end of the
eighties, Metal had made a big impression on young teenaged boys again. Bands like Metallica and Megadeath recycled
older bands like Lead Zepplin and Ozzy with Black Sabbath.
What does Hollywood do? You have to remember that the money that
bought Metallica Albums was usually allowance money. This meant that the music had to be socially
acceptable in the household. So in an
attempt to negotiate, metal music for mom and dad’s money, Hollywood went back
to its’ old formula. Pretty boys only
this time in Spandex pants and really big permed out hair. The music was loud, but that was O.K. because
the bands like Motley Crue and Poison were singing lyrical masterpieces like
“Girls, Girls, Girls”. Ultra success came to a mid-western college band called
“REO-Speed Wagon” Fronted by the big haired attractive singer Kevin Cronin. The once credible “Billy Squire” lost his
integrity in an MTV video that had him dancing around in a “foot loose” fashion
wearing a “pink” top. He was touring
with the English hair band “Def Leopard” and during the tour, Squire and Def
exchanged places on the Marquis. This
list of Loud bands went from “AC/DC”, “Aerosmith” and “Cheap Trick”, to
“Twisted Sister” and “Ratt”.
These “Metal” or “Hair” bands were playing loud “Head Banging” music in really clean leopard skin Spandex. Vocalists were literally screaming. The culture was about decadence and drug induced irresponsibility. It was the perfect soundtrack if anyone wanted to make a movie called “Los Angeles”.
THEN IT HAPPENED
In Seattle, garage bands were minding their own business
making their own sound. It wasn’t
something organized and it wasn’t a movement.
It was music from a forgotten region, The North West.
Just as you had “The Philadelphia sound and the Memphis Sound” Seattle
was quietly (without notice) playing really loud ear bleeding music. But it was music that truly touched the Teenager
that didn’t look like Bon Jovi. It was
LOUD, it was HONEST, and it got straight to the point. Songs like RAPE ME and LITHIUM appealed to a
generation of Teens who didn’t have mommy and daddy’s Mercedes to drive down
Sunset Blvd. These bands were PUNKish
but PUNK ON STEROIDS and written from experience. I almost lost a
tooth in a MOSH PIT. Teens were having
fun hurting each other. It made the
music come alive. It was their music. It
was music for the depressed. Grunge
bands sang about depression The first
band America would hear on national radio was a trio called Nirvana. Ironically, Nirvana defined this new sound
which would be defined or labeled: “Grunge” music. The chord progression was not your typical
Blues/Rock/Country/Gospel progression of chords. It gave the music a flavor of its’ own.
Just like The Japanese
attacking Pearl Harbor or Stuka Dive Bombers screaming down on Poland; bands
like Nirvana and Pearl Jam literally over night put the pretty boy hair bands
like Poison, Motley Crue, Ratt and Quiet Riot in the unemployment line.
Just as the Beatles
represented the U.K. invasion and The Ramones defined Punk, Nirvana would be
the “Poster Child” for this strange new Alien sound. But it wouldn’t take long before slick
production would ruin the “quaint” originality of the Grunge Movement. Pearl Jam, also from Seattle, (Originally
known as Mookie Blaylock) would have a refined studio sound. This went against everything the Seattle
Grunge sound stood for. It was
anti-establishment. Every A&R agent
from southern California took the next flight to SeaTac International airport
to sign anything that played this new music and had an audience. Here’s the hideous part, bands in L.A.
immediately shed their spandex pants and like chameleons, started wearing
plaid flannel shirts and jeans with holes in the knees. They let the layers in their hair grow out
and did their best to look like Kurt Cobain and Eddie Vetter. Ironically, Eddie Vetter and Kurt Cobain wore
these tattered articles of clothing because it was all they could afford. It was like the “Carringtons” from the 80’s
TV Show Dynasty, dressing up like the Beverly Hillbillies because they thought
it made them look like they were from Seattle.
They thought that was the “look” behind the sound. In reality; the look had very little to do
with the sound.Hollywood, as it tried so many times in the past, would produce its’ own version of the real thing and market SoCal bands like “The Stone Temple Pilots”. It had to get in on the action. The degradation of Grunge had begun. It was like Pat Boone singing “Tutti Fruiti”.
Coincidentally, just as the death of Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and J.P. Richarson was known as the “Day the Music Died”; In 1994 when Kurt Cobain, who had written his songs about depression and teen angst based on his own life, finally succeeded in ending his own life; That was the day the last original music died. Grunge wasn’t a fad that someone with a Master’s degree in marketing created, it was organic. Just as the sound of cotton pickers singing in the fields of Mississippi was from the heart, So was the sound of Grunge. It was proven by the country’s reaction to it. Overnight the Glam Bands were in the “Where are they now” bins at Tower Records.
This was the greatest musical experience I had the chance to witness first hand. Unfortunately, the same type of phenomena may never happen again as the “Theater” for Rock success is no longer there.
Hollywood, like a bad case of termites, destroyed the house called music and just came out and created a hit TV show called “American Idol”. It’s what they wanted all along. American Idol is the tombstone on the grave of something we will never see again.