Now that Fred's gone; Who's next?

I really wanted to have a chance to vote for Fred Daulton Thompson for President but after Fred bolted last week; Who the hell is left?

Osama? Hell No

Billary? HELL NO

John Edwards? Get out of here

John McCain? Why? He's another socialist.

Ron Paul ? Sounds too much like RuPaul (Transvestite pictured left) but I like his stance on immigration (Ron Paul's, not Rupaul's)

Mit Rommnie? Sorry, can't vote for a Cult member.

Mike Huckbee? Mike Huckbee? Maybe so I don't know.