Thursday, July 14, 2005

The Rumors are NOT True..........

No, I am not Dick Dale's illegitimate son; and Gary Hoey is NOT my half-brother. How do vicious rumors like that get started?

Like, who was the guy that started the rumor about Richard Gere and Gergals? (well who knows if that's rumor or not?)

And what about Marylin Monroe and the Kennedy boys? All rumors I tell you.

And what about Brad and Jennifer? Why do I stay awake nights worried about Jennifer's love for Brad Pitt? (lol) Who starts these rumors and why?

Tune in again tomorrow for the exciting scoop on Rosie O'donnel's love child with Michael Moore.

Ace out.........


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